English Adult Jokes - Page 1


You can be a Doctor and Save lives;
You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives;
You can be a Soldier and Protect lives;
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Remain a Fucker and create Lives!

           

Do not argue with women;
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Sex is more important then ego!

           

The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.
And in the second month, he "raised" the incentive!

           

A princess meets a talking frog.
Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?
Frog: Babe, that was my grandfather,s time. I need a blow job!

           

Sex is like Maths.
Add the bed;
Subtract the clothes;
Divide the legs;
And pray to God, you dont multiply!