English Adult Jokes - Page 2


Sex is good, sex is funny;
Many people fuck for money;
But if you think sex is funny;
Fuck yourself and save your money!

           

A Pervert,s Week:
Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday

           

Difference between Surprise and Shock:
Surprise:
Girl: I am pregnant.
Shock:
Boy: I am sterile!

           

Somewhere between
ABC
&
Aey! BC
We all grew up!

           

Once a professor asked his students to use "love" and "sex" in a sentence.
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GIRLS wrote: When mutual understanding between a boy and a girl increases so much that they cant live without each other, implies they are in "love" and when this love reaches an extreme such that both are physically attracted to each other, they engage in a physical pleasurable encounter that we call "sex" !
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BOYS wrote:











I love sex!