English Adult Jokes - Page 6


No one has steadier hands than a man shaving his balls!

           

Fact:
A womans breasts are never the exact same size.
Another Fact:
Once your face is buried in them, who fucking cares!

           

A New Perspective.
If you have slept with more than 5 women, you have no right to call your organ a "Private Part"!
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It is now a UNIVERSAL CHARGER!

           

Boy: I love you
Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha
Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai
Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free!

           

Tip of the day:
Ignore your problems like you ignore the male actor in a porn movie.