हि-nglish Adult Jokes - Page 16


Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?

Santa: Next week, Why?

Banta: Tujhe ghar ki windows ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri wife ko tere saath sex karte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hun.

Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?

Banta: Next month, Why?

Santa: Tujhe binoculars gift karni hai, taaki tu dekh sake ki wife kiski hai.

Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!

           

Dosto Week Days Ke Naam Sun Sun Ke Bore Ho Gaye Hai.

Baba Saxidas Ne Apne Tharki Bhakto Ke Liye Weekdays Ke Naam Change Karke Kuch Is Tarha Se Rakhe Hai Jis Se Vo Pura Week Enjoy Kar Sake.

Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday!

Baba Ji Ki Baat Pasand Lage To Share Jarur Karna.

           

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Choot

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi

           

Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Usko Thoda Sa Tight Feel Hua.

To Usne Dimag Lagaya Aur Sath Mein Pade Glass Mein Se Doodh Liya Aur Lund Pe Laga Ke Chodna Shuru Kar Diya.

Aisa Karne Se Usko Itna Maja Aaya Ki Vo Roj Roj Yahi Karne Lag Gaya.

9 Mahine Bad Biwi Jab Pregnant Hui To Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.

Jaisi Hi Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Us Se Pucha.

Santa: Dr Saab, Kya Hua Baby Ya Baba?

Doctor Huste Hue: No Baby Or No Baba, Only 1kg Paneer Nikla Hai, Yahi Khana Hai Ya Pack Kar Du

           

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya

Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Thha

Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi

Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.

Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha