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Santa Abhi Usa Mein Hi Thha Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki Vapis Jane Se Pahle Kisi Gori Ko Choda Jaye.

Pahunch Gaya Ek Gori Ke Pass, Jo Paisi Leke Uske Sath Sex Karne Ko Tyar Ho Gayi.

Dono Jab Sex Kar Rahe Thhe To Santa Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Rukk Gaya Aur Motionless Ho Gaya.

Gori Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Hui, Santa Se Boli.

Girl: “Hey Asshole What Are You Doing?”

Santa: “This Is A New Sex Style In India”

Girl: “Whattt?”

Santa: “Yes, I’ve Seen This On Porn Sites And Its Called Buffering“

           

Ek Din Kutte Ka Pilla Apni Maa Se Poochta Hai: “Maa Mere Daddy Kaise Thhe??”

Maa: “Pata Nahi Beta Piche Se Hi Aaye The Aur Piche Se Hi Chale Gaye… Kuch Pata Nahi Chala“

           

Adult Hindi Movies Name -
Khoon Bahri Gaand

Abla Nari Ka Babbla Bhari

Choot Ka Bhoot

Pati Fauj Mein Patni Mauj Mein

           

College Mein Naye Admission Hone Ke Baad Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Beech Suni Gayi Ye Baat.

Ladka: “Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”

Ladki: “Pahan Ke Bataun Ya Bol Ke?”

Ladka: “Matlab?”

Ladki: “Payal”

Ladka: “Ohh”

Ladki: “Aur Aapka?”

Ladka: “Haath Mein Doon Ya Muh Mein?”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Matlab?”

Ladka: “Prasad“

           

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi Padd Rahi Thi.

Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa Aur So Gaya.

Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli.

Patni: “Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai”

Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai“